Skim milk marriage is the new broccoli.

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Bragging about storage nooks is the new bragging about the number of cup holders.

Tildaing is the new planking.

Charles Isherwood is not suggesting Annie Baker is the new Shakespeare.

Kate Bolduan is the new Katie Couric, Chris Cuomo is the new Matt Lauer, and Michaela Pereira is the new Ann Curry.

Shabazz Muhammad is the new Yi Jianlian.

Pot is the new gay.